I was honored to be invited to make a presentation at the Atlanta Botanical Garden in October of 2022, just a few weeks after Hurricane Ian swept through southwest Florida. This talk starts with some reflections on Ian and cabbage palms, then covers a few basics, describes some intriguing cabbage palm paradoxes, and ends with some observations about cabbage palms in Georgia, including a puzzling question about John Muir and the famous Bonaventure Cemetery.